giving birth
June 4th, 2007 | by prick |i am due in August. my 9th child is on the way and i couldn’t be happier. now, this isn’t the type of child that requires 18 years of nurturing, family vacations, child support, government assistance or the careful care and decision making skills to raise it right. no, this child only requires a few months of prep work and then a week-long adventure that cannot be matched. then, rather than being tied down to the same stinky, ugly brat for the next 18 years, i get to have a brand new one next year!
to celebrate the birth of my child, i will have the full support and love of at least 20 people, who have all agreed to come and make this birth the best that ever was. from new friends, to old friends, to even older friends — nothing (not even the threat of being banned from the maternity ward) will keep me from it.
my excitement is palpable.
